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I think my favorite part of going to the gym
is judging other people.
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What is cold and stands under a street lamp?
A frostitute.
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It's difficult to say what my wife does,
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...
I haven't botany
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There was a fight between 69 and 70.
71
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How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?
Dads a good joke!
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Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
"It is... Inedible"
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Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?
Because a mother knows breast.
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
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I can cut down a tree by just looking at it
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
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If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”
They get really pissed off.
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Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
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Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?
Because a mother knows breast.
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What does Devil use to make calls?
Hell phones
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What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?
Seizure salad
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What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?
Indestruct-table
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What is black and white and red all over?
An injured penguin.
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What happens to a bear when it's dark ?
He can bearly see.
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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”
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I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.
We're not very good.
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What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?
Sheeran away.
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What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?
An arrgasm
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
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How did Luke get around while on Endor?
Ewoked
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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
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Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Because of her crash diet
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Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
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“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dadglasses?”
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I just found out Canada isn’t real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb
Let's go ride bikes!
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Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
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