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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

Why do hair dressers always get places faster?

What do you call a potato at a hockey game?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

I lost five pounds last week,

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day

I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'..

Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower

Marriage is like a card game.

My wife just said that in order for our marriage to work, we both need to make sacrifices.

Where do mice park their boats?

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants

I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

My wife said I was immature.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

Why do hair dressers always get places faster?

What do you call a potato at a hockey game?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

I lost five pounds last week,

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day

I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'..

Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower

Marriage is like a card game.

My wife just said that in order for our marriage to work, we both need to make sacrifices.

Where do mice park their boats?

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants

I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

My wife said I was immature.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...

What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

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