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I think my favorite part of going to the gym

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I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

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What do thieves make their weapons from?

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What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?

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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

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It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?

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My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…

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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

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What do you call 52 pieces of bread?

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What training do you need to become a garbage collector

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What did the banana say to the judge?

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I forgot where I threw my boomerang.

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I need a new butt

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What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?

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Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

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A prosthetics company was going out of business.

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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

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What did the banana say to the judge?

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What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?

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My twin brother called me from prison.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

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What training do you need to become a garbage collector

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Here are two short jokes and a long joke:

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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?

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What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?

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What I if told you

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I just turned 18 so now I shouldn’t need my glasses anymore