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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants

I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

My wife said I was immature.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...

What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

I couldn’t decide on how much lettuce to buy, until my wife helped me think it through.

Doctor: I had to take your colon.

How did the hipster drown?

2 fish are in a tank

Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Working at a mirror factory

Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants

I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

My wife said I was immature.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What are a communist's favorite units of time?

Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...

What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

I couldn’t decide on how much lettuce to buy, until my wife helped me think it through.

Doctor: I had to take your colon.

How did the hipster drown?

2 fish are in a tank

Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Working at a mirror factory

Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

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