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I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay, but I'm dyeing inside
I saw glass coffins are now a thing and I wonder if they’ll be popular?
Remains to be seen
Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
Me: Only sometimes.
My wife just said that in order for our marriage to work, we both need to make sacrifices.
I’m thinking of choosing a goat.
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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