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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?
The mean increases.
How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?
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Dad, what's a forklift?
"Food, usually," I replied.
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