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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..
I consoled her. She was crying.
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Why did the dentist stick some X-rays in his mouth?
Because they were tooth-pics.
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Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
They're ball hogs!
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What do you call someone who sells themselves in exchange for spaghetti?
A pasta-tute
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When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
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What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
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I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
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My twin brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
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My son tied his first tie today.
I looked at him and told him "Knot bad son."
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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
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What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
Bored.
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Did you hear about the guy who had the whole left side of his body amputated?
He's alright now.
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Did you hear about the new dating site for retired chemists?
It's called "Carbon Dating."
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What does the Hawaiian suicide bomber say?
Aloha ackbar!
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Golfer: Caddiemaster, this boy you assigned me isn't even five years old!
Caddiemaster: Better for you, sir. He probably can't count past ten.
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Why do some people post long jokes here??
This isn't where they be long.
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If you bury someone in the wrong place,
you've made a grave mistake.
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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
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You know why I like egg puns?
They crack me up!
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I just realized Vampires don't exist in Africa.
Vampires can be killed by Holy Water, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
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I used to be indecisive
But now I'm not so sure
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Driver: Officer, are you actually crying while writing my ticket?
Cop: It was a moving violation.
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What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
Royal tea.
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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,
and it's all putting me into a deep depression.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.
She needs to lighten up.
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Migraines aren't real.
They're all in your head.
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia
She whispered, "They're right behind you"
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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Considering getting my circumcision reversed.
Anyone have any tips?
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