Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 40000$ and a hairline
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton! "
REVEAL ANSWER
0
A dad joke is a dad joke. Unless it's corny.
Then it's popcorn.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Can I watch the TV?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close