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Knock-knock! Who's there? Albee. Albee who?

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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.