Two lobsters are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,
"Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
As my dad was walking me down the aisle of my third wedding he goes...
You know Erin, I keep giving you away but they keep giving you back
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she had ever slept with.
She said “Yes.... all the other guys were nines or tens”