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Two lobsters are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,
"Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
My wife said I was immature.
So I told her to get out of my fort.
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
Laughing is the best medicine
unless you're laughing for no reason, then you may need some medicine.
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
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