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Did you guys see the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Weiner.
As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
Do you know the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
It's old butt gold.
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
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