The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.

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Although my friend has a lot of hair, he’s paranoid about going bald.

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Did you hear about the movie called constipation?

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On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”