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I don't trust those trees in our yard.

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

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Kid: Dad, can you teach me how to play chess?

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My daughter is smarter than Abraham Lincoln. She can recite the Gettysburg Address, and she's only nine years old.