What happened to the barber after he got caught on fire?
He got side burns.
Telling your suitcase there's no vacation this year can be tough
Emotional baggage is the worst
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.