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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
Let me check mate
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Me: wanna hear a joke about $1,000 Her: sure
Me: K
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What does a didgeridoo?
Whatever it didgeriwants!
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My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy
If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery
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How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty.
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
She's still not talking to me.
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Never become an archaeologist
unless you want your career to be in ruins.
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Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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What did the DJ name his newborn son?
Eric
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite,
but I ended up picking 7 Up.
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Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
It isn't stroganoff.
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Did you know trees can do math?
They're quite good at twigonometree.
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What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
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Living on earth is expensive
But at least you get a free trip around the sun each year
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Keanu Sleeves
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Caller: Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, you're an ambulance!
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Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
It isn't stroganoff.
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What do you call a careful wolf ?
Aware wolf.
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Why didn't the picture go to jail?
It was framed.
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I don't trust these trees
They seem kind of shady
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What did the bear say when he called customer service?
Just bear with me here.
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
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Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His mummy.
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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?
Apparently there is a New Delhi.
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What weighs less than blue ?
Light blue
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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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