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My grandfather was an honorable, brave man. He had the heart of a lion,

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?

My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...

A doctor gave a man 6 months to live

My friend and his girlfriend have been in a serious relationship for 5 years.

I dated a twin once...

We're opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks of the year

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,

The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

Once I dropped a stick in my Fanta

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?

I call my horse Mayo,

My friend told me he was Jewish.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?

Why did the mexican gang fail?

I just lost 20% of my couch

What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.

Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Shout out to the people wondering

What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

If number 666 is evil

Did you hear about the circus fire?

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

Previous Dates

My grandfather was an honorable, brave man. He had the heart of a lion,

How quiet should a bowling alley be?

What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?

My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...

A doctor gave a man 6 months to live

My friend and his girlfriend have been in a serious relationship for 5 years.

I dated a twin once...

We're opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks of the year

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,

The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

Once I dropped a stick in my Fanta

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?

I call my horse Mayo,

My friend told me he was Jewish.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?

Why did the mexican gang fail?

I just lost 20% of my couch

What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.

Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Shout out to the people wondering

What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

If number 666 is evil

Did you hear about the circus fire?

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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