The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

Todays Joke

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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I think my favorite part of going to the gym

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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about

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What kind of shoes do spies wear?

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What's the cheapest meat?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Mayan: Hey wanna drink?

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!

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How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

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Did you hear about the new dating site for retired chemists?

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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

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I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.

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At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.

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How often should a person make a chemistry joke?

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Every morning I plan on making pancakes,

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Will glass coffins be a success?

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My wife asked me if I'm ever gonna stop singing "Wonderwall"

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What do you call a nose with no body?

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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

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What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"

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I need a joke to tell my deaf friend

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

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Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

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There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.

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What's the best day to cook?

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Cheetahs. Cheetahs who?

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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad?

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Why was the cook arrested?

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What do you called a sad coffee?

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Without nipples!