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Me and my wife were perfectly happy for 28 years

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I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”