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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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What did fridge say when asked 'any hot drinks?'?

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In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..

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What rhymes with orange?

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Light travels faster than sound.

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When does Floyd like to go to the beach?

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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?

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I've been looking for some new hunting gear.

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My wife asked me if I'm ever gonna stop singing "Wonderwall"

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I finally decided to dispose of my broken tripod

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I used to work at a calendar factory,

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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

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Shredded cheese was a great invention.

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How did Jesus get so strong?

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At the end of the day...

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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.

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Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?

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A captain harpooned a whale's tail on his first throw.

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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"

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Who is a dog's favorite comedian?

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What is a frog's favorite drink?

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A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.

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I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.

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What does Superman have in his drink?

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Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other

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How many apples grow on a tree?

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Here's a good circumcision joke.

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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

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Dogs can't see your bones.

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What I if told you

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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"

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How tall is a spider?