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Todays Joke

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I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.