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Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
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I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.
It’s a look anybody can pull off!
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I’m terrified of elevators…
… so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”
That was not a good sign.
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Keep the Earth clean.
It isn't Uranus.
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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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