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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the static say to the other static?

I need a new butt

How does a Chinese cowboy say hello....

What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:

Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?

Tequila may not fix your life.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

Did you hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant?

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

What is Santa’s religion?

I find that computer programming is a great painkiller.

What do French people say when riding a roller coaster?

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

Minneapolis City is disbanding the police

Have you heard the joke about the bed?

I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

Parallel lines have so much in common.

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...

What is between nine and ten?

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

Previous Dates

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the static say to the other static?

I need a new butt

How does a Chinese cowboy say hello....

What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:

Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?

Tequila may not fix your life.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

Did you hear about the fight that broke out at the seafood restaurant?

What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?

What is Santa’s religion?

I find that computer programming is a great painkiller.

What do French people say when riding a roller coaster?

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

Minneapolis City is disbanding the police

Have you heard the joke about the bed?

I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

Parallel lines have so much in common.

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...

What is between nine and ten?

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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