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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"

I need a joke to tell my deaf friend

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.

What's the best day to cook?

Knock-knock! Who's there? Cheetahs. Cheetahs who?

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad?

Why was the cook arrested?

What do you called a sad coffee?

Without nipples!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the static say to the other static?

I need a new butt

How does a Chinese cowboy say hello....

What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:

Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?

Tequila may not fix your life.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

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You have to act quickly during a flood.

Todays Joke

You have to act quickly during a flood.

Previous Dates

Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"

I need a joke to tell my deaf friend

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.

What's the best day to cook?

Knock-knock! Who's there? Cheetahs. Cheetahs who?

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad?

Why was the cook arrested?

What do you called a sad coffee?

Without nipples!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Why did the static say to the other static?

I need a new butt

How does a Chinese cowboy say hello....

What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:

Why did the coach let the elephant play basketball?

Tequila may not fix your life.

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

I’ll tell you a corona virus joke now...

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

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