The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

Todays Joke

0

What do Spanish clocks say?

Previous Dates

1

I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.

1

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

0

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

0

What fish is the best fighter?

0

My girlfriend left me because I'm insecure

0

Dad, I'm hungry!

1

The hardest part of learning to ride a bike is

0

Why was the Argentine man shaky?

0

Your dad is in prison and he has a stutter.

0

Did you hear about the football team that doesn't have a website

0

Wanna hear something breathtaking

0

Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

0

How do you tuna fish?

0

Which cult is the toughest?

1

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

1

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

0

What did the bear say when he called customer service?

0

What language do geese speak?

0

I’m always right...

0

I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."

0

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

0

Where does seaweed look to find a job?

0

What did the traffic light say to the car?

0

Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?

0

How do you call the smartest mountain?

0

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.

0

A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.

0

I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk

0

What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?

0

Why did Superman flush the toilet?

0

Did you hear about the sick Italian chef?