The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

Todays Joke

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

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I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.

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I’m terrified of elevators…

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My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”

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Keep the Earth clean.

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Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.