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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.

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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.

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How do you know if a sniper likes you?

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I made a graph showing my past relationships..

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

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Xbox was struggling...

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My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

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I would do a steak joke..

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Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?

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My dad bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.

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Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique,

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I have a joke about time travel

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Why don't developers carry guns?

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I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

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Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll a joint.

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll a joint.

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I have a confession to make, I was addicted to soap.

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What did the doctor say to his patient that wanted to do his own stitches?

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I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.

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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

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Why is Magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?

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Why was Nala so upset with Simba?

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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

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Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?

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How do trees access the internet?

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How do fish get high?

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What did one butt cheek say to the other?

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“What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth?

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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.