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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
It was a grate idea.
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A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store
I don’t know how he sleeps at night
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My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
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What type of music should you listen to when fishing?
Something catchy.
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What does a house wear?
Address
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
"Where's Popcorn?"
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What do you call a pony with a soar throat?
A little hoarse.
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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How does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
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I changed my iPod name to Titanic.
It’s syncing now.
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How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
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I'm a catholic
I've been addicted to cats my whole life
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How do mountains see?
They peak.
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When I was born I was so surprised,
I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and five to sing about how good the old one was.
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
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3 unwritten rules of life...
1. 2. 3.
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What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quackhead.
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Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?
Because his caps lock was on.
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Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
It’s Eeleagle
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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You have to act quickly during a flood.
Because it's an emergent sea.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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I would do a steak joke..
But they're never well done.
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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
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Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?
Because he got his foot stuck in a quack.
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My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
I know he means well.
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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
Shuriken.
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I knew I shouldn't have had the sea food.
I'm feeling a little eel.
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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
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