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I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

You can't run through a camp site.

I’m so good at sleeping…

Does anyone know how to catch a polar bear?

I'm going to start a bar and call it "the Morgue"

My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.