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I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me.
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What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One's a pop fly. The other's a fly pop.
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My twin brother called me from prison.
He said, “You know that thing where we finish each other’s sentences?”.
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out, man.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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What training do you need to become a garbage collector
None you just pick it up as you go along
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Here are two short jokes and a long joke:
Joke, joke, jooooooooooooooookeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
Same middle name.
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What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?
A faux pa
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What I if told you
You read the title wrong.
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I just turned 18 so now I shouldn’t need my glasses anymore
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in
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Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?
It was a #2!
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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Steve.
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I was attacked by a gang of people with Obsessive–compulsive disorder.
It was organized crime.
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There are 10 types of people:
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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What's the one thing a homeless man can't be?
A homebody.
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A captain harpooned a whale's tail on his first throw.
He said, "Well, that was a fluke."
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"Dad, will the pizza be long?"
"No, it will probably be round."
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What do you call a happy rabbit?
A hoptimist
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“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
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To all the people out there suffering with paranoia just remember
you're not alone.
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Did you hear about the dumb guy who got fired from his job at the M&M's factory?
He kept throwing away all the candies that had W's on them.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who?
Your bumblebee cold if you don't wear pants.
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Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger
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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
Envelope.
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I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me
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What does the farmer say after digging a hole so deep it reaches underground water?
Well done!
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What did the flower say to the bicycle?
"Petal! Petal!"
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Who cleans the ocean?
Mer-maids!
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I have a joke about time travel
but you didn't like it...
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Have you heard about the new movie Constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
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What do Romanians do when they're tired?
They Bucharest
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I was kidnapped by mimes once
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