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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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When life gives you melons

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What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?

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Irony.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

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What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

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Why was the broom late for work?

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What is cold and stands under a street lamp?

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It's difficult to say what my wife does,

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Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

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There was a fight between 69 and 70.

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How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?

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Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

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Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

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I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

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If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

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Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

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Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

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What does Devil use to make calls?

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What is black and white and red all over?

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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When life gives you melons

Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called “The Lord Giveth”.

What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?

What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?

Irony.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

What do you call a line of blonde people?

If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

Why was the broom late for work?

What is cold and stands under a street lamp?

It's difficult to say what my wife does,

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There was a fight between 69 and 70.

How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?

Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

Previous Dates

When life gives you melons

Last night I went to a Christian themed restaurant called “The Lord Giveth”.

What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?

What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?

Irony.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

What do you call a line of blonde people?

If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

Why was the broom late for work?

What is cold and stands under a street lamp?

It's difficult to say what my wife does,

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There was a fight between 69 and 70.

How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?

Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

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I was kidnapped by mimes once

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