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Why do plants hate math?

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My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.' I asked, 'Which is?'

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I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.