Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
REVEAL ANSWER
2
There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
I forget the other two.
REVEAL ANSWER
1
Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
