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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
They're, there, their.
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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
They discussed me.
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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Once I dropped a stick in my Fanta
That was Fantastick
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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I call my horse Mayo,
and sometimes Mayo Neighs.
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My friend told me he was Jewish.
I was like, “No way!” And he was like, “Yahweh.”
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A babooooom!!
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What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
Stinker Bell
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Why did the mexican gang fail?
It only had Juan member
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I just lost 20% of my couch
Ouch
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What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.
Hi.
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Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?
He couldn’t resistor.
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I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”
I said “Not likely, I mean what are the odds of two of them being in the same car?”
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Periodically
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Shout out to the people wondering
what the opposite of “in” is.
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What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?
A Gladihater
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
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If number 666 is evil
25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
They discussed me.
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
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Gucci should open up a children’s store
And call it “Gucci Gucci Goo”
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What does Dr. Jekyll do first thing every morning?
He wakes up.
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I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”
“Sure,” he said. “60.”
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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How do ponies communicate with each other?
Horse code.
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What happens to Composers when they die?
They decompose
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Dark humor is like clean water
not everyone gets it
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Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Brochure
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I have a question for you
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you call the question of midgets?
Small wonders
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