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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
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Dark humor is like clean water
not everyone gets it
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,
NaBrO
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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
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