The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight

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One potato looks to another potato and says "Are you a sweet potato?"

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It is okay if you don’t know what “prefix” means.

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My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”