The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.

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I have a pen that can write underwater.

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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"