The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,

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I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”

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