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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,

The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

Once I dropped a stick in my Fanta

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?

I call my horse Mayo,

My friend told me he was Jewish.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?

Why did the mexican gang fail?

I just lost 20% of my couch

What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.

Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Shout out to the people wondering

What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

If number 666 is evil

Did you hear about the circus fire?

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Gucci should open up a children’s store

What does Dr. Jekyll do first thing every morning?

I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

How do ponies communicate with each other?

What happens to Composers when they die?

Dark humor is like clean water

Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

Previous Dates

Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,

The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

Once I dropped a stick in my Fanta

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?

I call my horse Mayo,

My friend told me he was Jewish.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?

Why did the mexican gang fail?

I just lost 20% of my couch

What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds.

Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?

Shout out to the people wondering

What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

If number 666 is evil

Did you hear about the circus fire?

I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Gucci should open up a children’s store

What does Dr. Jekyll do first thing every morning?

I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

How do ponies communicate with each other?

What happens to Composers when they die?

Dark humor is like clean water

Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

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