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I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”
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My son won’t eat Atlantic cod
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
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my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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