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I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.
Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.
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Someone who likes playing racing games online is..
an eraser.
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I call my horse Mayo,
and sometimes Mayo Neighs.
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My girlfriend poked me in the eyes...
...so I stopped seeing her for a little while.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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