The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What has two legs and flies?

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I know this awesome guy who created a perfect joke everyone still laughs at after 34 years.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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Son: “Mom, Dad, I’m gay”