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My son tied his first tie today.

Golfer: Caddiemaster, this boy you assigned me isn't even five years old!

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.

I just realized Vampires don't exist in Africa.

I used to be indecisive

Migraines aren't real.