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What did Beethoven become after he died?
Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
"It is... Inedible"
What's a bad night for a tree?
Three Dog Night.
How do you break up a fight between two blind men?
Yell “My money’s on the one with the knife!”
Joke of the Day
It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
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