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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
"It is... Inedible"
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?
He always leaves you hanging
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It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
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