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I used to be quite the athlete-big chest, hard stomach.
But that's all behind me now.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”
..”You are much bigger than that.”
You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
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