The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

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Recently I was told that I'm color blind.