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Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
I bought some noise cancelling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
I buy my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
To the guy who stole my antidepressants...
I hope you're happy now
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