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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
Knock-knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who?
Uphill would make me feel better.
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up,
would they be allies. . .or alloys?
I had a dream I was floating in some sort of orange liquid.
When I woke up I couldn't decide if it was really a dream or just a Fanta Sea.
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
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