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Being a cardiac surgeon...

My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

I couldn’t decide on how much lettuce to buy, until my wife helped me think it through.

Doctor: I had to take your colon.

How did the hipster drown?

2 fish are in a tank

Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Working at a mirror factory

Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

I dated a twin once...

I took the shell of my racing snail, thinking it would help him run faster.

Call me a taxi!

I just watched a video of a drill.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

I bet none of you will see this one coming

Genie: What's your first wish master? John: I wish I was rich.

What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Why did the tomato blush?

I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”

How do you split the ocean in half?

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

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Being a cardiac surgeon...

My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

I couldn’t decide on how much lettuce to buy, until my wife helped me think it through.

Doctor: I had to take your colon.

How did the hipster drown?

2 fish are in a tank

Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Working at a mirror factory

Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.

My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

I dated a twin once...

I took the shell of my racing snail, thinking it would help him run faster.

Call me a taxi!

I just watched a video of a drill.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

I bet none of you will see this one coming

Genie: What's your first wish master? John: I wish I was rich.

What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Why did the tomato blush?

I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.

My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”

How do you split the ocean in half?

I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...

I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

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