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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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I have a spouse in a different nation.
The Imagination
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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Why do hair dressers always get places faster?
Because they know all the short cuts.
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What do you call a potato at a hockey game?
A spec-tater.
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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I lost five pounds last week,
but I found them in a fridge over the weekend.
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
But I laugh more.
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The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day
I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence
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I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'..
That was a really good trade.
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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”
Push and Pull.
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I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower
It was burning a hole in my pocket
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Marriage is like a card game.
At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade.
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My wife just said that in order for our marriage to work, we both need to make sacrifices.
I’m thinking of choosing a goat.
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Where do mice park their boats?
At the Hickory Dickory Dock.
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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
Envelope.
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My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
She craves anarchy.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You are underAvest!
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We all know the show was called Spongebob Squarepants
But the star was Patrick
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I don’t know why people have a problem with wigs.
It’s a look anybody can pull off!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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Being a cardiac surgeon...
Would be a heart wrenching experience.
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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
He goes under cover.
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.
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My wife said I was immature.
So I told her to get out of my fort.
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What do thieves make their weapons from?
Steal.
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What are a communist's favorite units of time?
Hours.
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Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...
Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
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What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?
Inside jokes
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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