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Why didn't the picture go to jail?

I don't trust these trees

What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

What weighs less than blue ?

What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.

What do you tell Simba when he's moving too slow?

My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

How come you can’t starve in the desert?

Wanna hear a ghost joke?

Yesterday the doctor told me I was colourblind.

My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges?

I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

What is white, stands in front of the stairs, and can’t go up?

“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”

Why do boxers have TGIF written on the inside of their shoes?

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

I broke my finger last week.

Won my first cage fight today…

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.

What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Why did the farmer win an award?

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Why didn't the picture go to jail?

I don't trust these trees

What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

What weighs less than blue ?

What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.

What do you tell Simba when he's moving too slow?

My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

How come you can’t starve in the desert?

Wanna hear a ghost joke?

Yesterday the doctor told me I was colourblind.

My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

Who writes nursery rhymes and squeezes oranges?

I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

What is white, stands in front of the stairs, and can’t go up?

“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”

Why do boxers have TGIF written on the inside of their shoes?

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

I broke my finger last week.

Won my first cage fight today…

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.

What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?

Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Why did the farmer win an award?

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