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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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If you bury someone in the wrong place,
you've made a grave mistake.
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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
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You know why I like egg puns?
They crack me up!
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I just realized Vampires don't exist in Africa.
Vampires can be killed by Holy Water, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
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I used to be indecisive
But now I'm not so sure
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Driver: Officer, are you actually crying while writing my ticket?
Cop: It was a moving violation.
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What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
Royal tea.
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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,
and it's all putting me into a deep depression.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.
She needs to lighten up.
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Migraines aren't real.
They're all in your head.
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia
She whispered, "They're right behind you"
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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Considering getting my circumcision reversed.
Anyone have any tips?
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
Its not hard
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
Riceless
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For years, my parents sent me to a child psychologist.
That kid didn’t help me at all.
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
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Although my friend has a lot of hair, he’s paranoid about going bald.
I told him, “It’s all in your head.”
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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
That shit was bananas.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Cheetahs. Cheetahs who?
Cheetahs never win and winners never cheat.
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Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered
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After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me
But her aim is getting better
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.
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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She is watching our wedding video again.
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What do you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer!
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Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
The I.C.U.
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I bet none of you will see this one coming
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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