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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal.
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What did the painter do when it got cold...
He put on another coat
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Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho. Son: you mean marathon.
Dad: no I didn’t finish it.
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Time flies when you're having fun.
When you're not having fun it usually takes the bus.
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I ran over 5 miles today
Like, what are the odds they were all named Miles? Crazy.
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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
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Where does an electric cord go to shop?
An outlet mall.
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If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?
Mission impastable
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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...
is sphere itself.
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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
NACHO CHEESE!
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What superhero gets hurt the easiest?
Bruise Wayne
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What do you call a slow moving poop?
A turdle.
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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help
But I stand corrected.
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Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?
He didn’t peel too well
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word"
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What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers
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Call me a taxi!
You're a taxi!
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June’s over?
Julyin
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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?
Soba
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon around?
Because they might sneak a Pikachu.
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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.
That would cause mass confusion.
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People say I have equivocal thoughts
But they clearly don't see it.
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As my Dad used to say, “when one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, lousy cabinet maker though.
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The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.
You probably read about him, he was in all the papers.
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
It was about time.
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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,
and it's all putting me into a deep depression.
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What do you call a witch who lives in the desert?
A sand witch
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[Walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough,
but than you for not showing me pictures of your kids.
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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