The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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There was a robbery at the Apple Store today.

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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

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The guy at the tuxedo store keeps hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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Working at a mirror factory

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Two lobsters are in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

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Just so everybody's clear,

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What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?

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Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other,

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Simple Math

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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars

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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

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I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling,

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

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The 5 signs of laziness

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Son: "Dad, what are clouds made of?"

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My middle school once had an anti-bulling activity and our teacher all told us "If you see something, say something!"

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After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me

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Lance is a pretty uncommon name today.

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I just witnessed a guy getting shot with a paintball gun.

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What do you get when you cross an Olympic swimmer with an elephant?

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No one:

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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

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At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.

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Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times

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My daughter asked "What's a light year?"

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What does BOAT stand for?

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What happened when the dog ate the firefly?

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What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

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Why does wally wear a striped shirt?

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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.